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The Universe was created by the Cosmic Cat God the Grrreat.

Where the claws have dragged has become rivers, the litter that covers the holy shi… holy excrement, mountains. The Earth is the Grrreatness’s right eye. The eternal burning orb, the sun, is just a mere playing yarn of the Grrreat.

To spread its perfection across the galaxy, the Grrreatness has decentralized itself and shed its fur throughout
the universe; this is the cat.

And thus, the cat has been, is, and will be, everywhere.

Only those who have reached the state of Nirva-nya may be chosen to enter the realm of the third eye - the everlasting Nyangri-la. The Grrreatness’s third eye is the paradise eternal; the land of the chosen few will live in unconditional love and bliss in a lush catnip forest under the blessings of the Grrreatness.